November 25, 2008 4:30 pm

No mincing words here, Eliza Dushku is freaking hot

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So there was some shindig this past weekend called the Second Annual CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute, whatever the f that is and a bunch of hot babes turned out for the show. Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, our queen Kate Beckinsale, Salma Hayek, her boobs, Jessica Biel, her ass, but none of them could hold a candle to the hotness that was Eliza Dushku. She looks so classy and sexy here I bet her farts smell like lavender and lilacs.

Is she still dating Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny? Should I use the WAG tag here? These are the questions I face every day doing this site for you people. And what thanks do I get? Certainly not this $450,000 watch with real moon dust… noooo, that’d be too much to ask, wouldn’t it? Ingrates…