Noooooooooooooo! Kelly Brook is back with King Douche

Posted by Douglas Charles on May 15th, 2008 at 10:31 am

Billy Zane is the anti-christ. That is THE ONLY explanation I have as to why (A) Kelly Brook ever dated him in the first place, and (B) she is BACK WITH HIM after dumping his no-talent, smug ass a few weeks ago.

Kelly Brook’s romance with Billy Zane is back ON — after she told a pal: “He’s the one.”

[...fork to the eye...]

…they spent the night together at a posh West London hotel after Billy persuaded her to give their four-year love another chance.

At least they say that she didn’t have her big ole engagement ring on.

Sigh… Maybe these naked pics of Kelly will make me feel better…

The Sun

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