Oh no!! What?! Krystal Forscutt is retiring??!

Posted by Douglas Charles on March 15th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Krystal Forscutt ZOO 001 Oh no!! What?! Krystal Forscutt is retiring??!

The good news: Krystal Forscutt appears in this month’s ZOO Australia. The bad news: She says she is done after this photo spread. I’m going to need a moment… I don’t get this. Krsytal is just 23 years-old. How can she retire from boobie modeling? She’s at her peak! Hmmm… my buddy Wiki says, “Krystal is currently pursuing a movie career in Hollywood and has hinted that she may be cast in a small role for an upcoming Hollywood film.” Maybe that’s why she’s retiring. Well, that’s good. Once she finishes her David Caruso, she’ll be back. Phew…

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