Olivia Wilde is really good at marketing herself

Olivia Wilde sure has been busy lately. I suppose she has some movies coming out or something since here she is again posing all sexy-like for the latest issue of Nylon magazine. If I had an intern I’d ask her to go on the Internet and find out why every time I turn on my computer I see Olivia posing in some magazine, but I don’t. But I do have awesome readers, who never actually read what I type here, unless they’re a troll, so I ask you, the one rare person who reads what I type, why is she doing so much promotional stuff? … Ha! Like that’s going to happen. These pics are probably because of Cowboys & Aliens. See I can do research when forced! I just wanted to see if anyone actually read anything I wrote here. Disappointed again.

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