October 16, 2009 9:00 am

Pamela Anderson should just always wear this

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pam baywatch 001 620x1056 Pamela Anderson should just always wear this

Maybe it’s just because I still have the vivid (eww) memory of Nicole Eggert’s cottage cheese spilling out of her old Baywatch bathing suit, but Pamela Anderson still pulls off this look pretty well for a 42 year-old has-been. Or maybe it could just be that seeing her in this getup reminds me of the glory days of TV when a babe running in slow-motion on the beach was the height of cable greatness. Either way Pam should just wear this suit every day and be done with it. It’s really is her best option at this point. (Don’t ask me what the clown mask was for…)