Pamela Anderson should just always wear this

Posted by Douglas Charles on October 16th, 2009 at 9:00 am

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Maybe it’s just because I still have the vivid (eww) memory of Nicole Eggert’s cottage cheese spilling out of her old Baywatch bathing suit, but Pamela Anderson still pulls off this look pretty well for a 42 year-old has-been. Or maybe it could just be that seeing her in this getup reminds me of the glory days of TV when a babe running in slow-motion on the beach was the height of cable greatness. Either way Pam should just wear this suit every day and be done with it. It’s really is her best option at this point. (Don’t ask me what the clown mask was for…)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.