Pamela Anderson confuses me

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Pamela Anderson is a mystery wrapping in a riddle to me. On any given day she can look like she A) just rolled out of the gutter after hooking the night away and B) hot as crap. Today is a ‘B’ day…

Uh, is that gas still running out of the hose there? (Note to self: If you see Pam Anderson at a gas station, drive away as fast as possible.) I’d still hit it though…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.