Paris Hilton can’t tell cocaine from bubble gum

Paris Hilton was arrested over the weekend for possession of .8 grams of cocaine and in typical Paris fashion, she said it didn’t belong to her and that she thought that is was gum. She must have the worst drug dealer ever.

Hilton was busted on Friday, only after a motorcycle cop noticed her and new boyfriend driving down the strip allegedly puffing on some chronic.

Hilton was pinched after police stopped Waits’ Cadillac Escalade when they smelled “the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle,” according to the police report in the incident. When one of the officers recognized the passenger as Hilton, he said she immediately tried to roll up her window

Innocent people always roll up their window when a cop approaches their window! Of course she couldn’t have been smoking pot in the car because it’s not as if that is something she has been arrested for in the past. Why would she be in Vegas doing drugs — Vegas isn’t a drug town! It’s a family town!

And after asking the officer if she could retreat to the Wynn to use the restroom, Paris of course found a way to drop the ball. The eight ball as a matter of fact.

Inside the Wynn, Paris asked if she could take some lip balm out of her purse, and when the officer handed it to her, he claimed in the report, “As she began, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand.”

Of course it’s never YOUR cocaine. After telling police it wasn’t her purse, then backtracking and admitting it was her purse but not her coke, I’m sure her day in court will go very smoothly since her story has more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

She got hit with felony possession, a step up from the misdemeanors she usually gets charged with, but as we all know she’ll get probation and probably serve no more than a day or two in jail and not the maximum sentence of four years in federal prison.

“It could be a setup,” Hilton is reportedly telling friends. “Everyone knows how against cocaine I am.”

I bet it was the Fruit Stripes Zebra. I hear that dude is into some serious stuff.

Paris Hilton Facing Felony Charge In Cocaine Bust [MTV]

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