Perla Pendenza is pretty much ridiculous

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 14th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

Perla Pendenza. Who the hell is she? I wish I knew. My exhaustive six second search of the Internet turned up nothing. She is a rather attractive woman though so she has that going for her, which is nice…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.