
Okay I lied. These aren’t from our party. Ours was way better. But these are pictures of Miranda Kerr completely hammered and dancing on tables for her 23rd birthday party, which, uh, was in April of 2006, so they’re totallllly relevant. Still, I thought this would be a great way to kick off the new year. Was I wrong? If only more years started out with photos of sloshed supermodels gettin’ jiggy on tables just think how much better the world would be. But hey that’s just me, always trying to find ways to make the world a better place. Happy New Year, people!


























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