PMOY Jayde Nicole mounts Brody Jenner on the beach

Posted by Douglas Charles on February 24th, 2009 at 10:30 am

This Brody Jenner douche sure has got it made. Seriously, if you were lucky enough to be dating the Playmate of the Year like Brody is with Jayde Nicole here, and she liked you enough to hop on top of you while wearing a bikini on a public beach, wouldn’t you drop to one knee right then and there to lock her up for good?

Isn’t it amazing that guys who were really into drama in high school are now some of the guys getting all this hot trim? And to think, back them I thought drama was for pussies. Boy, did I have it wrong. Drama was for getting pussy.

More Jayde Nicole goodness here and some NSFW-ness here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.