September 20, 2010 12:44 pm

Prison inmate sues the Kardashians for ‘emotional distress’

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Do the Kardashian sisters make you want to bash your head into the closest brick wall? Well an inmate in the Pennsylvnia Dept of Corrections is suing the sisters because he claims his prison is forcing him to watch “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” and “Kourtney and Khloe take Miami” and they’ve left him with “deep emotional distress.”

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Goodson claims he’s permanently scarred from watching domestic abuse (a boxing match on the show featuring Kim), emotional abuse (rantings courtesy of Kourtney and “paramour Scott”) and racism (Khloe referring to a baby doll as “the black baby”).

DJ Goodson has taken his hatred of the talentless Kardashian family to the ultimate level, as he is suing the lot of them for “emotional distress.”

OK, I can believe this show will make you even dumber if you watch and entire episode, but a boxing match, emotional abuse from yelling and racism ? Come on, you’re in a federal prison! You probably saw a yelling racist shiv guy on the way to breakfast this morning. A boxing match and a little bit of yelling? This dude must get his ass whooped everyday during his time out in the yard. Or maybe he’s just mad because they make him play Kim during the shower time reenactments of the show…

Some people aren’t cut out to hear “It’s so hard being a celebrity. “Do these boobs make my butt look fat?” Or the obnoxious line, “I’m married to Lamar Odom, who I wouldn’t necessarily date if he were on the Clippers, but since he plays on the Lakers he’s kind of a status symbol in Los Angeles and so I need to marry him.

I actually hope this works. I hope somehow this inmate wins his $75,000 in damages. Sure, this guy obviously broke the law and needs to be punished, but making him watch “Keeping Up with the Kardashians ’ is just cruel and unusual punishment that should only be used to break the spirit of the hardest of criminals.

“You think you have ‘deep emotional distress,’” asked a crying Bruce Jenner. “Try f***ing living with them!”