August 27, 2010 7:00 am

Rachel Uchitel has a nice PGA mistress dumper

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In celebration of Tiger Woods’ divorce Rachel Uchitel went to the beach to show us just why she was so worth the millions of dollars Tiger ended up losing for doinking her.* Yeah, I can see why he wanted to hit that so bad he figured it was going to be worth it. It wasn’t worth it, of course, but I could see how a guy would think that.

*Completely made up, except for the part about her going to the beach.