Rachel Uchitel has a nice PGA mistress dumper

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 27th, 2010 at 7:00 am

In celebration of Tiger Woods’ divorce Rachel Uchitel went to the beach to show us just why she was so worth the millions of dollars Tiger ended up losing for doinking her.* Yeah, I can see why he wanted to hit that so bad he figured it was going to be worth it. It wasn’t worth it, of course, but I could see how a guy would think that.

*Completely made up, except for the part about her going to the beach.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.