Red Alert 3 is going to be the best video game evar

Back on June 4 I told you about how my future wife, Gina Carano, is playing the part of Soviet Commando Natasha in the new video game Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 (complete with video!). Now comes word that another ridiculously hot babe is also going to be a part of this epic game: Gemma Atkinson.

I don’t know anything about this game. How to play it. What it costs. What platform it plays on. All I do know is that it is going to be the greatest video game evar.

If I were the creator of Command and Conquer, I would just make the game Gina and Gemma making out for hours and trying to get the high score on who can give the best fellatio. But I guess that’s why I’m not allowed to design games. Or go near playgrounds.*

*This paragraph ghost-written by Chris of The Blog of Hilarity who also caught Kristen Bell staring at Amanda Bynes’ boobies like a dog stares at a steak.

H/T: Another Chris, this time at Intentional Foul, for sending me the story in the first place.

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