Remember Carolina Ardohain, aka Pampita? You better…

Carolina Ardohain is one of my all-time favorite women in the world and I don’t even know if she has any discernible skills other than posing for photos, but that’s just how sexy I think she is and this photo shoot she did for something called SH magazine does nothing to but enhance my opinion of her. If Carolina can speak even a lick of English she really needs to get her fineass up here to Hollywood. Lord knows if Megan Fox can make a career out of just being hot, Pampita could as well. (Plus, I would get to see a whole lot more of her and that’s what really matters, isn’t it?)

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