June 29, 2011 4:00 pm

Rihanna did a sticky, sweet, sexy photo shoot

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rihanna sexy 006 Rihanna did a sticky, sweet, sexy photo shoot

Can someone get Rihanna a napkin or a wet wipe or something?

I’m not really sure what’s going on here in this photo shoot that Rihanna did for CKM magazine (a promotion for cream perhaps… or spoons), but whatever the reason I am very happy with the end results. The only problem I have with these photos (and any of Rihanna lately) is that every time I see her with that red hair I think of Sideshow Bob and that’s really putting a damper on my mojo. You know, because Sideshow Bob was a dude, voiced by Kelsey Grammer, and when I think of sexy, it ain’t him. Just the thought of him striking that pose above… *shudder*