November 11, 2011 10:20 am

Math is not Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s friend

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No one ever said you had to be book smart to be a supermodel and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley decided to open her mouth this week to show that she’s living proof of just that. Rosie was at a launch party for Christian Louboutin’s new book (I have no idea what half of that means) and I guess he makes shoes or something because she was asked to comment on them.

“They make me feel like a woman. I feel they make you look very sexy, the cuts are beautiful, the lines, the colors, the embellishments,” revealed the 24-year-old British beauty. “I think [Christian Louboutin] managed to capture something special for women, every girl should be lucky enough to have them.”

So far so good. Time to stop talking, Rosie. Rosie?!

“If you can save up for a pair put away a dollar a week. It’s worth it girls. It is really worth it!”

Umm… okay. Either Rosie doesn’t know how many weeks there are in a year, she doesn’t know how to multiply 52 times 1, or she’s suggesting that a woman set aside a dollar a week FOR THE NEXT 14 YEARS. The sad thing is, I bet there are a handful of women out there who will actually do just that. Women and shoes… amiright?

In other news, the recent filming of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show revealed some information that I, for one, am not too thrilled about. It seems that Rosie has quit modeling for VS. Figures. One film and now she’s quit doing what made her famous in the first place. Maybe she is just stupid.

Here’s to the memories…