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Ranking the hot hookups of Ryan Phillippe

Ranking the hot hookups of Ryan Phillippe

Ranking the hot hookups of Ryan Phillippe
david_shankbone, Flickr
I thought that since we saw Reese Witherspoon at the Oscars last weekend looking as sexy as ever that this week we'd take a look at the alleged dating history of her ex-husband Ryan Phillippe. Yep, that's all it takes to pique my interest. Now we know that Ryan Phillippe had enough game to lock up Reese at least for a little while, but how has he fared pre- and post-Reese when it comes to scoring with the pretty and famous? Read on to find out.

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Reese Witherspoon (1997-2006)

Jenn Deering Davis, Wikimedia Commons
They met at Reese's 21st birthday party, got engaged, starred in Cruel Intentions together, had two kids - a boy and a girl - and got divorced. End of story.

Hookup score: 9.0
She's still a little hottie now, but this was back in her prime.

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Nikki Reed (2007)

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Reed and Phillippe were spotted on a date when he was 32 and she was 18. Playa.

Hookup score: 9.0
Perhaps the sexiest actress from the Twilight films.

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Abbie Cornish (2007-2010)

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Cornish met Phillippe on the set of the film Stop-Loss. Yeah I never heard of it either, but it produced an almost three-year relationship so it's got that going for it.

Hookup score: 8.5
Highly underrated.

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Lindsay Lohan (2010)

YouTube/Harper's Bazaar
A "pal" of Lohan's said that they "definitely hooked up." A second "friend" of LiLo says they hooked up again later that same week.

Hookup score: 8.5
Of course she's on this list.

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Jessica White (2010)

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White and Phillippe were spotted leaving a Saturday Night Live afterparty together. Good enough!

Hookup score:10.0
Sports Illustrated swimsuit models (current and former) are an automatic 10.

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Alexis Knapp (2010)

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Alexis and Ryan dated throughout the summer of 2010, then it was reported that she was pregnant and she had his baby well after they had broken up.

Hookup score: 9.0
I had to look her up. She's quite sexy.

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Amanda Seyfried (2010-2011)

YouTube/Glamour
Phillippe and Seyfried met at Kate Hudson's Halloween party (don't we all) and dated for about six months before calling it quits.

Hookup score: 9.5
Also highly underrated.

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Rihanna (2010)

YouTube/Rihanna
"Sources" said that Rihanna and Phillippe were hooking up for a few months, being "very casual" and "discreet."

Hookup score: 9.5
The only way to go. At least he didn't knock her up.

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Ashley Greene (2011)

YouTube/Esquire
Reports said that Greene and Phillippe hooked up, but they denied it - standard procedure. After seeing the rest of the names on this list we're going to give him the benefit of the doubt here.

Hookup score: 9.0
Perhaps the sexiest actress from the Twilight films.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Ashlee Simpson, Demi Lovato.

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Final Tally

Ryan Phillippe's Hookup Score: 82 points
Well there weren't any famous women pre-Reese, but post-Reese dude has been on a roll, tied for 9th place. Impressive since I can't remember the last time he was in a movie I watched.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio - 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson - 163
3. Charlie Sheen - 136
4. Jamie Foxx - 108.5
5. Jared Leto - 108
6. George Clooney - 93
7. Josh Hartnett - 91
8. Chris Evans - 83.5
9t. Justin Timberlake - 82
9t. Ryan Phillippe - 82
11. Orlando Bloom - 81
12. Derek Jeter - 80
13. David Duchovny - 78.5
14. Joe Jonas - 77
15. Ryan Reynolds - 75
16. Ashton Kutcher - 73
17. Jeremy Piven - 72.5
18. Ryan Gosling - 72
19t. Kanye West - 71
19t. Brad Pitt - 71
19t. Jude Law - 71
22t. Colin Farrell - 70
22t. Adam Levine - 70
24. Sean Penn - 69
25. Johnny Depp - 67
26. Jake Gyllenhaal - 66
27t. Tom Brady - 64
27t. Mark Sanchez - 64
29t. Adrien Brody - 63
29t. Adam Brody - 63
29t. Kevin Connolly - 63
32t. Michael Phelps - 62
32t. Adam Duritz - 62
32t. Alexander Skarsgard - 62
32t. Wilmer Valderrama - 62
32t. Gerard Butler - 62
37. Criss Angel - 61
38. John Mayer - 60
39. Bradley Cooper - 57
40. Shia LaBeouf - 56.5
41. Alex Rodriguez - 53
42. Robert Downey, Jr. - 51.5
43. Edward Norton - 51
44. Matthew Morrison - 47

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