Sad news: Megan Fox is capable of not being hot

Posted by Douglas Charles on April 29th, 2010 at 11:00 am

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In a development that I never thought could be possible, Megan Fox has proven to the world that she is, in fact, capable of not looking sexy. Why she would want to take away her only redeeming quality is a question that remains to be answered. In no way does any of this lessen the amount of desire I have to do bad things to Megan. And by bad, I mean awesome. You know… Baaaad. Like the way Michael Jackson used the word bad. Only less pedophilely.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.