Salma Hayek completely loses her mind after seeing a snake

Posted by Shawn Norris on June 9th, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Salma Hayek is out promoting whatever Adam Sandler abomination that is coming to theaters this week and as you can see in the clip, she is not a fan of big snakes. You can tell because she climbs on Maya Rudolph’s shoulders to get away from it.

And all hell hath broken lose! I guess it’s that kind of passion and fear that wins you Oscars. However, after watching the clip I wouldn’t want to be in any life or death situation with Salma because from the looks of it, it’s every woman for herself. She looked like she was trying to climb Maya Rudolph to get away from that snake. I guess it’s true what they say about Hollywood hierarchy: It’s the most talented first, then women and children, then men when in an emergency situation. Sorry Maya, you’re going to have to wait in line…

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.