Salma Hayek, Miranda Kerr, Jennifer Aniston & Gwyneth Paltrow all stayed in the same hotel

This La Mamounia Hotel in Marrakech, Morocco might be the greatest hotel in the history of the world. I have never seen photos or video of it, but any hotel that can get Jennifer Aniston, Salma Hayek, and Miranda Kerr to attend it’s grand re-opening has to have magical powers or something. It’s like it’s the hotel in The Shining only in reverse. Man, how’d you like to have been staying there just by chance on that night? Think of the stalking star-gazing you could have done. Oh yeah, and Gwyneth Paltrow was also there. I kinda hate her. Would still lay the wood to her and all, but then I’d have to say something mean to her and make her cry or something. Sorry, I had to share that…

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