Salma Hayek recently did this photo shoot for Allure magazine, and I’m sure there was an interview or something in there telling us all about her and her life, but really all that matters is one photo. And that photo appears above these words I am typing. And unless there is a secret society of heterosexual men that read Allure magazine I’m not really sure what purpose having Salma showing off her world-class cleavage serves. Not that I am complaining, just more curious than anything. Well, not that curious. Anyway, enjoy. -Douglas Charles