December 17, 2008 9:00 am

Sarah Michelle Gellar still irrelevant, hot

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Back in April, I posted some pics of Sarah Michelle Gellar from Maxim in which I said she was doing it to remind us that she exists. In October I posted some more pics of her with the same sentiment and some commenters got their panties in a bunch defending her relevance. It’s now December and I am still waiting for her to do something of note. Other than Maxim releasing these sexy outtakes, I mean…

The part the commenters seem to have missed is that by posing half-naked, Sarah has indeed made herself relevant, thus exposing me for the fraud I am. (See, I am tricky that way…) Anytime a hot chick poses in lingerie for a magazine, I immediately consider her more important than all the hot chicks who never do (see Bynes, Amanda, et al).