Scarlett Johansson is topless… sort of…

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 1st, 2008 at 9:00 am

Scarlett Johansson will appear topless in her next movie called He’s Just Not That Into You. At least that’s what the producers of the movie really want everyone red-blooded male to think. Truth is, who the hell knows whether she has pasties on or what because as usual the movie’s trailer leaves much to the imagination…

All that being said, one can always hope. Because what is the world without hope? A sad, sad place, I say…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.