Scarlett Johansson & Mila Kunis without makeup is… umm…

I think the words I am looking for here are “not great”. Last week I saw Mila Kunis sans makeup and I ignored it. Then I did a post on supermodels without makeup. And today I see photos of Scarlett Johansson without the greasepaint. I think I speak for all men when I say, “Stop this madness.” Granted, most of the pics I post are all doctored up and the chicks don’t “really” look as good as they do in print, but it’s an illusion I would like to maintain, thankyouverymuch. Sorry about this, fellas. I’ll make it up to you in my next post.

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now: