October 13, 2011 9:52 am

FBI avenges Scarlett Johansson; arrests naked photo hacker (who then did an interview about it)

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Wait a minute, they arrested this guy, Christopher Chaney (seen in the video below), for showing everyone Scarlett Johansson naked taking pictures of herself? What country am I in? Did I wake up in Russia?! Oh, Russia’s not our enemy anymore, right? And I suppose that hacking into someone’s private files is pretty creepy. My bad. I guess I just got caught up in the disappointment in the fact that we were supposed to be getting even more leaked pictures including those of Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Lindsey Vonn, Ali Larter, Busy Philipps, Miley Cyrus, Addison Timlin, Christina Aguilera, and Emma Caulfield, among others, and now we’re not. I guess good job then, FBI.

Christopher Chaney, 35, was arrested Wednesday and charged with 26 counts of computer hacking, aggravated identity theft and wiretapping. He faces a maximum penalty of 121 years in federal prison.

Calling the investigation “Operation Hackerazzi,” officials say Chaney hacked into the personal e-mail accounts of dozens of people in the entertainment industry.

121 damn years? Wow. And it’s being reported he didn’t make a dime off the pictures, he just did it for the thrill. Welp… that was worth it.

Chaney was interviewed on local TV in Florida last night and says he was relieved to have been caught…

Enjoy The Avengers with your new buddies “Thor” and “Iron Man” in the penitentiary, Chris ole buddy, because you just admitted to the prosecutors and the judge that you’re 100% guilty.