April 3, 2009 8:00 am

Scarlett Johansson pops my cork

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Moet & Chandon, the makers of champagne that I can’t afford, made a good move when they hired Scarlett Johansson to do a series of photos promoting their swill. Unfortunately they didn’t get their money’s worth because she is way too clothed to get the maximum effect she could have had. I mean, they got her to sit by a pool and she’s wearing a dress? WTF? That being said, she still looks good…