Selena Gomez rides a long board

Posted by Douglas Charles on October 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am

When I see pictures of some chick from the Disney Channel riding a long board, which is the equivalent of the skiers in the snowboard park to snowboarders or old hairy men on boogie boards to surfers, I realize that skateboarding is officially dead and this Selena Gomez chick just pissed on its grave. SHE IS PRETTY CUTE THOUGH…

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