Babeology: 101 sexy ladies you probably don’t know, but should
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Babeology: 101 sexy ladies you probably don’t know, but should
Are you a babeologist? Do you think you know about pretty much all of the sexy famous women of the world? Well, class is now in session. Put your notes away, pay attention, and get ready to be tested.
Since a very large majority of our readers come from the United States I am assuming that most of you have not seen many, if any, of these women before (unless you visit this site every day, that is, and if so, hey, what's up?). Then again, maybe I'm wrong about you guys and your knowledge of the fairer sex, but we'll see. These 101 sexy women here will certainly be a test of your international babe knowledge (and a nice refresher for you super regulars).
Of the 101 ladies you are about to view, tell me in the comments how many you've actually seen before (and if you are an American, because that could make a difference on how I score your test - we're grading on a curve here today).
For those of you from outside the U.S. who may have the pleasure of being acquainted with your fair share of these ladies, I hope you still enjoy this compilation of some of the finest women the most men of the U.S. are only just now discovering.
On to the ladies, presented in alphabetical order by last name (rank amongst yourselves). -Douglas Charles -
1 Adriana Abenia
What I said: Wiki says that she is a model, presenter and reporter, which is what Wiki always says when it comes to these hot babes from sexy lands like Spain. I wonder if she speaks any English. You know, because I think she should be doing something here in America — like say, the nightly news?? (View pics) -
2 Tatyana Andriyash
What I said: It seems that Tatyana was voted Miss Maxim Russia in the year 2007. Her nickname is Cat, she is from Krasnodar, her favorite drink is a Mojito, and before modeling she worked as an office manager. So there you go, informed as well as entertained. (View pics and video) -
3 Ariadne Artiles
What I said: Okay, let’s see here... Ariadne Artiles is a Spanish model born January 18th, 1982 in Gran Canaria, one of the Canary Islands, west of Morocco. Nope, that didn’t help. What else can I find? Hmm... she has her own Web site with a sexy opening video, but everything’s in some language I don’t understand. Eh, whatever... sexy Spanish babe in bikinis... good enough. (View pics) -
4 Natalia Avelon
What I said: Natalia Avelon is a name you may not be familiar with (unless you just happen to watch TV in Germany, which as you can see by these pictures you really should)... According to my buddy Wiki, Natalie is a Polish-German actress and singer. Nice, a singer too. So talented. It says she’s been in several movies and TV shows and yada yada yada, she’s hot. (View pics) -
5 Vidya Balan
What I said: I love Bollywood. More precisely I love Bollywood actresses. Unlike many of our snobby Hollywood actresses, Bollywood babes know how to properly market themselves. And hey look! Here’s a good example: Vidya Balan. (View pics) -
6 Natasha Barnard
What I said: Awhile back I shared FHM South Africa’s 100 sexiest women in the world with you and there were a lot of women we’d never heard of including this Natasha Barnard you see here posing in bikinis... I didn’t really have much to say about those ladies because I really wasn’t paying attention to their “names” ... sorry. But now I do have one thing to say: How freaking gorgeous is this woman?! (View pics) -
7 Alejandra Barros
What I said: Not only is television better in the UK than it is where I live it’s also better in Mexico as evidenced by the fact that they seem to have an unlimited supply of sexy actresses... Ladies like Alejandra are the reason why Mexico came in at #5 on the Sexiest Countries in the World list, and back then I didn’t even know about her. Wait a second... is this correct? Is she really 39 years-old? (View pics) -
8 Bipasha Basu
What I said: See, now this is more like it, Maxim India. Instead of rehashing tired, cleavage-filled photos of Lindsay Lohan, stick to showing us some of the talented and beautiful ladies of your homeland such as Bipasha Basu. Bollywood babes are so hot. Especially Bipasha. Someone over here needs to get her a leading role in a movie. I know I’d go watch her cleavage on screenit. Maybe. (View pics) -
9 Liza Berggren
What I said: Liza Berggren: Former Miss Sweden. Is there a better title in the world than that? Sure, Miss Italy, Miss Spain, Miss Brazil, they’re all good too, but did they have their own super duper special bikini team doing beer commercials back in the day? I think not. I wonder why they don’t do that anymore. Did guys get tired of seeing sexy Swedish women in bikinis? I find that hard to believe. (View pics) -
10 Tal Berkovich
What I said: Let’s see… hmm… it would appear that at some point in the past Tal appeared naked in some version Playboy. Yes, that seems to be the case... hmmm... yep... butt-naked... I’m sorry, I am going to need a few minutes. Talk amongst yourselves. (View pics) -
11 Fernanda Brandao
What I said: See, that’s what I like about the Germans, not afraid to go outside the box when it comes to selecting sexy ladies... As for why they chose Fernanda for the top spot, I assume it’s because she is a Brazilian singer and dancer who lives in Munich... automatically making her the sexiest woman in the country. It’d be like if she moved to Indiana and we left it up to just the Hoosiers to pick the sexiest woman... (View pics) -
12 Jessica Bratich
What I said: Jessica Bratich... is best known for the bronze medal she won in the world championships in karate in 2006. That is, until today. Now she’s best known for looking damn hot in a bikini ... She is also apparently engaged to some guy who plays cricket down there, or not, I don’t know. Cricket’s like the big sport down under, right? Guys down there pull tail like soccer players do in Europe. (View pics) -
13 Shirly Brener
What I said: I would like to introduce you to Shirly Brener, and her bikinis. And as any good PR person knows, putting your sexy client in a bikini and a wet t-shirt is a surefire way to get publicity... as for Shirly, “Shirly Brener is one of the most prolific actresses and producers working today in Hollywood ... She just wrapped up the lead in the indie drama Touched playing Monique, a bi-polar schizophrenic abusive mother." (View pics) -
14 Cristina Brondo
What I said: Now who is Cristina Brondo you may be asking? (Probably not, but I am going to carry on here anyway because I like pretend talking to people.) Well, after my usual exhausting research of at least 10 seconds on the Internet I have come to the conclusion that she is from Barcelona, Spain and that she is either a model/actress or an actress/model. Yes, I should have been a private investigator... (View pics) -
15 Dalal Bruchmann
What I said: Research time... according to my sources, Dalal plays a handful of musical instruments, speaks five languages, has a starring role in the film Into The Darkness ... and will begin filming a horror movie called OLD 37 with Brandi Cyrus (Miley’s older sister... right, I didn’t know Miley had an older sister either). I think I may have found my new wifefavorite singer/actress/model. (View pics) -
16 Daniella Burlando
What I said: Daniella Burlando is a Venezuelan model and actress, which by default means she’s an epic smokeshow. This also means that the dudes down at Maxim Mexico just had to get her to do a sexy photo shoot. The rest of what happened here I don’t understand. (View pics) -
17 Maira Cardi
What I said: Near as I can tell Maira Cardi is Brazilian and was on their version of Big Brother at one point or another. Why do I tell you this? Because I thought you might want to know who you were drooling over. Oh, and one more thing. Apparently she was also in a sex tape that was leaked on the day she was booted out of the BB house. That too. (View pics) -
18 Marie Ange Casta
What I said: Well, lookee here... Laetitia Casta has a younger sister. A hot younger sister named Marie Ange Casta. I can’t seem to find much information on Ms. Marie, but by the looks of her one has to venture a guess that she’s a model. And if she isn’t I know a certain photog who’d be willing to help get her modeling career off on the right foot. . (View pics) -
19 Fernanda Castillo
What I said: Today you get to meet Mexican actress Fernanda Castillo. Fernanda is 28 years-old and she likes to collect hats of all kinds. I did not make that up. She also looks good in her underwear. Which is why she appears here today. The more you know. (View pics) -
20 Francesca Chillemi
What I said: I have no idea how Miss Italy doesn’t win Miss Universe every year. I mean, they’re Italian – the hottest of the hot in Italy. Other than Brazil how could the hottest woman from any other country beat them? Oh, the talent portion. Right. I forgot about that. I think I’m going to start a new pageant based strictly on hotness and screw all this talking, thinking, talent crap. (View pics) -
21 Beatrice Chirita
What I said: Beatrice Chirita is a Romanian model you may not have heard of, but once you see these new lingerie pics she had taken I doubt you will forget her... Now I have no idea why Beatrice is hanging out by a pool and by the beach in these pics unless she plans on going swimming in these bras and panties and if she does plan on going swimming in them I really need to find out where this place is... (View pics) -
22 Josefina Cisternas
What I said: It’s been ages since we’ve had a sexy Chilean babe on here so when I saw Josefina Cisternas posing in bikinis for Ralph Lauren swimwear I figured, hey, it’s been ages since we’ve had a sexy Chilean babe on here. So what do we know about Josefina. She’s 5 foot 8-1/2 inches tall, measures 34-23.5-35, wears a size 8.5 shoe, and was born in 1993. Other than that, I don’t know a damn thing... (View pics) -
23 Petra Cubonova
What I said: Seriously this woman is in a whole different category of hot. She’s from Czechoslovakia (it is still called Czechoslovakia, right? Oh yeah, the Czech Republic now, that’s right.) and I’d put her right up there in the pantheon of sexy women that includes Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Elsa Hosk, Sandra Valencia, and, umm, so many to choose from... who else should I add to this list? (View pics) -
24 Carolina Cruz
What I said: I don’t know who Carolina Cruz is and I don’t know what Don Juan magazine is, but when you combine the two you get a whole hell of a lot of win ... assuming that Google Translate is working properly (a 50/50 proposition in most cases) Carolina “was Miss Colombia International 1999, which means [she] was the viceroy’s national beauty and the representative of Colombia at Miss International.” (View pics) -
25 Steffi De Greve
What I said: According to her Web site, Steffi is 19 years-old, has an 86 cm bust, a 70 cm waist, and 94 cm hips. That’s pretty much all the site tells us about her. It doesn’t even say where she is from. Good enough!!! UPDATE: She’s Belgian, I think. So there you go. (View pics) -
26 Ty Dettmer
What I said: Tyron, who actually signed her email, “Ty” Dettmer (insert bad quarterback joke here), was born in Johannesburg, grew up in South of France, and now lives between Mauritius and Cape Town (got all that?). She tells us that last year she also entered the SI Model Search (her first professional shoot!) and was one of 15 finalists so she is hoping for an even better finish in 2011... (View pics) -
27 Tanja Dexters
What I said: I don’t know much about Tanja Dexters other than her winning a beauty pageant a long time ago... As you can see from these photos Tanja has many of the qualities one likes to see in a beauty queen: beauty, arm bras, hand bras, sexy underwear, willingness to pose half-naked, she’s really the total package. How she didn’t win Miss World or Miss Universe is beyond me. (View pics) -
28 Kelsey Dunn
What I said: Introducing Kelsey Dunn and her lingerie. Who is Kelsey Dunn? I have no idea. The Internets are bereft of information on her. Let’s just say she’s a hot babe who poses for photos while wearing lingerie. Which I guess makes her a model. Yes, my powers of deduction are strong. (View pics) -
29 Monikangana Dutta
What I said: The cover says “Victoria’s First Indian Angel?” so does that mean she’s working for Victoria’s Secret now? Well, you know where we have to go then, right? Wiki?!?! “Monikangana Dutta was selected as one of the six prestigious models for Victoria’s Secret. She is the first model from India to be selected as brand ambassador by the premium lingerie brand.” Asked and answered. (View pics) -
30 Lucia Dvorská
What I said: So who is Lucia Dvorská, you may be asking? Well, Lucia Dvorská is a Slovak model who appeared in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She’s 5′ 9-1/2″ tall and measures 32.5″-23″-34.5″. Damn, 23 inch waist at that height. She’d be a great date. You’d never have to pay for a meal. Perfect for my income range. (View pics) -
31 Klaudia El Dursi
What I said: Klaudia El Dursi, for those unfamiliar (like me) is apparently a model from Poland. Yes, there is no end to the number of sexy ladies in this world. Thank you, God. This particular photo shoot is for something called Mat Lingerie, and yes, there is no end to the number of companies out there that produce women’s lingerie. Thank you, God. (View pics) -
32 Lonneke Engel
What I said: Lonneke Engel is now the hottest woman from the Netherlands. I also discovered that South Africa’s version of Sports Illustrated has a swimsuit issue that rivals ours in every way possible... So now that I have discovered Lonneke I have found hot replacements for Megan Fox as well as Angelina Jolie. Pretty soon I’ll have my own stable of hot doppelgangers with which to take over the world. (View pics) -
33 Olga Farmaki
What I said: I love this Nitro magazine. Why? Because they seem to find every single sexy Greek babe in the country there. Olga Farmaki is yet another in this long line of smokin’ babes appearing in very little clothing for the publication. (View pics) -
34 Ana Fernandez
What I said: Spanish actress Ana Fernandez covers this month’s FHM Spain in what appears to be an issue devoted to zombies and cleavage. Oh, those crazy/sexy Spaniards! Leave it to them to combine zombies, a hot babe, some lingerie, cleavage, and some fake blood to make what I like to call “a Saturday night at my house.” (View pics) -
35 Luli Fernandez
What I said: Luli Fernandez is a professional model, actress, host and skater. Yes, it says skater. It also says she had an affair with Mick Jagger. That kinda takes some of the luster off this ... photo shoot she did, doesn’t it? Oh well, if you focus real hard and look at all the photos of her in lingerie I think you’ll overcome the fact that she basically was doing it with a guy who could be her grandfather (she’s 22). (View pics) -
36 Zita Galgociova
What I said: Zita Galgociova has joined Jarah Mariano and Kate Upton as a part of the ridiculously sexy group of models working for Bare Necessities lingerie! Now who the hell is Zita Galgociova I can hear you saying... Well, if you believe everything you read on the Internet (and I do!) Zita is Slovakian, was born on April 21, 1986, is 5’8″ with measurements of 35-23-35″ and was crowned Miss Slovak Republic 2004. (View pics) -
37 Paula Garber
What I said: We’ll start things out with Paula Garber, who appears in this month’s Spanish version of DT magazine. Unfortunately, after an exhausting six second search of the Web, I couldn’t find out a single thing about this woman. She has an American name, yet appears in a Spanish magazine. Oh well... (View pics) -
38 Sylvia Geersen
What I said: Sylvia, in case you wondered, is a model from the Netherlands (see I CAN do research!), which makes her my second favorite behind Doutzen Kroes and just ahead of Marloes Horst. Aww, yeah, I am just droppin’ knowledge on you left and right today. *pelvic thrust* (View pics) -
39 Anahi Gonzales
What I said: I really don’t know much about Anahi Gonzales other than that she’s from Peru and looks really good wearing bikinis in this Venus Swimwear photo shoot. Good enough? Good enough! You need to more don’t you? Man, greedy punks… Well, she measures 34-24-34.5, she wears a size 2 dress, and a size 8 shoe, and her full name is Anahi Gonzales Daly. Good enough? Good enough! (View pics) -
40 Ellie Gonsalves
What I said: Ellie is from Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, which is nice. According to a bio of her I found online she is “working towards being a future Victoria’s Secret Angel, Cover Girl for GQ & Sports Illustrated, and making millions for beauty campaigns across the globe.” Ambitious... I like that... Let’s just hope that when she hits it big she remembers that it was ME who helped get her there. (View pics) -
41 Or Grossman
What I said: Here’s a model you may not have heard of before. Her name is Or Grossman and she’s Israeli just like Bar Refaeli and Esti Ginzburg. She’s also, like them, very good at posing in bikinis. Other than that I really don’t know much else about her. (You try typing the word “Or” into Google and see what kind of results you get.) (View pics) -
42 Martha Higareda
What I said: Unlike most of the hot Mexican actresses I have featured here over the months this Martha Higareda... has actually performed in an American movie. (If you count Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball as a movie.) She also appeared in the film Street Kings... in 2008. Yeah, that barely counts too. Still, she’s only 27 so there’s hope that we’ll get to see more of her at some point. (View pics) -
43 Park Si Hyun
What I said: Now, normally I don’t cover events like the 2011 Seoul Motor Show but when I see ladies like Park Si Hyun doing her dead best to try to sell the world a car it makes me rethink that stance. You know, if I owned a car dealership ... I think I would adopt this method of marketing on a daily basis... For one thing I know it would increase foot traffic in the dealership, and for another I would never dread going to work... (View pics) -
44 Antonia Iacobescu
What I said: Oh, as for Antonia here, apparently she only goes by her first name over in Romania, a la Cher, and get this, she was raised in Utah and Las Vegas until she was 13 before returning to Romania where she proceeded to hit it big in singing and modeling. Just another reason we here in America are quite lame. We let Antonia get away and haven’t used all our powers to bring her back yet. (View pics) -
45 Katarina Ivanovska
What I said: Macedonian model Katarina Ivanovska was kind enough to pose in some lingerie for Andres Sarda (I don’t know who that is either). Katarina began modeling in 2004, is just 22 years-old and is already considered the most successful Macedonian model according to a newspaper over there that I can’t read. Oh well, reading is overrated anyway... (View pics) -
46 Amy Jackson
What I said: Amy Jackson was Miss Teen World 2008, a most worthy title. Well, she’s not a teen anymore (she’s 20) and she’s still quite award-worthy ... and if anyone down under has any sense we’ll be seeing a whole lot more of her in the future... Not that you could see much more, you know, without her being naked. I just meant more often. Though her being naked would also be nice. (View pics) -
47 Sasha Jackson
What I said: Have you ever heard of Sasha Jackson? I guess she’s an actress since IMDB says she is in Blue Crush 2 and, um, some TV shows. She doesn’t have her own Wikipedia page yet so she must not have been very good in the movie though. I guess I could just flip to the good parts, which again, probably looks a lot like these pics. (View pics) -
48 Zhang Jingchu
What I said: Now who is Zhang Jingchu, you ask? Well, Zhang Jingchu is a Chinese actress. She was also named one of "Asia's Heroes" by Time magazine in 2005 and I think you can see by the photos here why she would be considered a hero in any land. (View pics) -
49 Daphne Joy
What I said: Now then, some of you may not know who Daphne is ... so here’s a primer. She’s from Los Angeles, she’s 24 years-old, she’s 5’6″, she weighs 115 pounds, her measurements are 34-23-35, she was a mermaid in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and she may or may not still be dating 50 Cent. Other than that I have no information on her. (View pics) -
50 Anastasija Karner
What I said: Anastasija Karner is a Latvian model and singer (why are all the female singers in other countries also models?) and appears in a very sexy photo shoot... I guess Anastasija lives in Austria now, which is really irrelevant... More importantly to me is the number of women from other countries named Anastasija or Anastasia or however they spell it. Is that a popular name outside the U.S.? (View pics) -
51 Danielle Knudson
What I said: Today you are going to learn everything I know about bikini model Danielle Kn. 1) She works for Zeugari Swimwear. 2) She’s good at it. End of report. The Web is pretty much barren with regards to her. Perhaps because searching for someone with a two letter last name doesn’t work real well. UPDATE: Her name is Danielle Knudson and she’s Canadian. I think. (View pics) -
52 Tatyana Kotova
What I said: Tatyana Kotova, Miss Russia 2006, appears in the latest issue of Maxim Russia and I must say Tatyana is a most deserving title-holder. Wow. I am definitely going to include Tatyana in the new TV show I am developing. (View pics) -
53 Renata Kuerten
What I said: Another day, another bikini model. Today’s edition features Renata Kuerten for something called Banco de Areira Swimwear. And here’s a shocker: I think she’s from Brazil. I’m now fully convinced that they must have some sort of bikini model factory down there. Maybe I will go down there sometime to investigate. (View pics) -
54 Claudia La Gatta
What I said: Does nipple tape really qualify as a bikini top? As for who Claudia La Gatta is, well… I believe she was 4th runner up in Miss Italia Nel Mondo in 1998. She also appears on the Miss Venezuela 1997 Wikipedia page so she might be Venezuelan. Yep, I am going with Venezuelan. (View pics) -
55 Jennifer Lamiraqui
What I said: I thought that since I recently did a post on a French babe and a post on a babe in lingerie we’d just combine the two and so here you get Jennifer Lamiraqui in lingerie for Saks Fifth Avenue. Synergy!! Ruh roh, Jennifer’s Wikipedia page has been deleted. That’s not a good sign for her career. Glad I am posting these pictures for her then. I’d hate to see talent like this not get the credit it’s due. (View pics) -
56 Alyson Le Borges
What I said: Alyson Le Borges appears in this month’s Elle Russia and you may be saying, “Who the hell is Alyson Le Borges?” and to that I say, “A really hot French babe you should definitely be aware of.” I think she’s an actress or model or something... I just hope that these photos get the attention of someone in Hollywood so she gets a job here in a movie or a TV show or a “men’s magazine” or something. (View pics) -
57 Julia Lescova
What I said: Kate Upton, Alyssa Miller, Elsa Hosk, Heidi Lindgren, and now... Julia Lescova. All are part of Guess’ superstar new lineup of super sexy models working for the revitalized company. Well done, Guess. This sure brings back memories of the glory days when Anna Nicole Smith, Claudia Schiffer, Victoria Silvstedt, Kim Smith, and a plethora of other smoking hot ladies posed in ads for Guess. (View pics) -
58 Michelle Lewin
What I said: Oh, Internet, you so crazy, I just found out that Michelle is a 24 year-old model from Venezuela. Her model profile says, “NO NUDES unless you’re Hugh Hefner ... And remember, this is NOT a dating site – I’m here for work.” Dammit. There goes that idea. It also says that she always brings a male escort to all her photography sessions for security. And there goes another idea out the window. (View pics) -
59 Heide Lindgren
What I said: So who is Heide Lindgren? Well, I’m not really sure. She has her own Web site, let’s see what it says... it says she was born and raised in Boca Raton and, ummm, a bunch of other boring crap. Frankly I am surprised she’s American. I figured she was from Sweden or something. That kind of disappoints me for some reason. (View pics) -
60 Estefania Luyk
What I said: Estefania Luyk... who the hell is she? Well, she’s obviously a model. A bikini model. One who looks good in bikinis. What more do you need to know? Actually I would also like to know more, but unfortunately the Internet is being a bitch and not telling me anything. (View pics) -
61 Vickie Lynn
What I said: “Vickie Lynn, 20 years old, is always up for a challenge. When people told her she could never model, she went and proved them wrong. She has become quite popular after working heavily with Daniel Fotografie, Ward LaForme Jr., and Phil Brideaux; she even did an entire shoot on just an iPhone with the likes of Paul Buceta.” Proved them wrong indeed... (View pics) -
62 Sheila Márquez
What I said: Harper’s Bazaar has a super sexy 2011 calendar featuring Spanish model Sheila Márquez? Apparently in Spain they do. Now I am left wondering why women ... would want to own a calendar of a sexy Spanish model sporting some armbras, wearing bikinis, and basically being half-naked. Do the women in Spain put calendars like this up in their offices? And if they do, is anyone over there hiring?! (View pics) -
63 Ursula Mayes
What I said: Ursula Mayes... Ursula Mayes... where have I heard that name before? Oh yeah, she was Miss BetUS for me back in July of 2009. I wondered what happened to her. Ursula was also one of those Deal or No Deal babes for four years (Case #5 for those scoring at home. And if you’re scoring at home, why are you looking at these pics? But I digress...). And oooh, cool, she has her own Web site now too. (View pics) -
64 Magdalena "Maki" Moguilevsky
What I said: Have you ever heard of Juan Soler? I guess he is a former soccer player and actor down in Argentina. And being a soccer player from Argentina, he, of course, has a smokin’ hot wife. Her name is “Maki”. Her full name is Magdalena Moguilevsky, but this actress goes by the name of “Maki”. I think you’re going to like her. (View pics) -
65 Christina Moustaka
What I said: Let’s see what we can find out about this beautiful woman, shall we? Hmmm... after at least 15 seconds of looking all I can come up with is that she’s a model. A really, really good-looking model Good enough! (View pics) -
66 Pia Muehlenbeck
What I said: Remember the other day when I did a post on two random hotties from Denmark named Emily Sears & Celina Hilslev? They were gettin’ all sexy for M! magazine? [Ed. Note: They are also on this list.] Well, today we get to meet Pia Muehlenbeck, who also got sexy for M! magazine. Man I love when I find hot new chicks to show you, my awesome reader. (View pics) -
67 Dânia Neto
What I said: Wiki says that she is “primarily a model”, but it also says that she’s been on several soaps and TV series. I think we should get more of our TV stars from the modeling industry as well. The shows already suck for the most part so at least if we had models on them there’d be one redeeming quality to them. (View pics) -
68 Irina Nikolaeva
What I said: Unless there are two famous Russians named Irina Nikolaeva I believe this woman used to be a professional figure skater. Of course, I could be completely wrong and the name Irina Nikolaeva is as common as John Smith over here. And even if I am completely off here you got to look at sexy pictures of a hot Russian model, so I didn’t completely fail. (View pics) -
69 Hana Nitsche
What I said: This is what Germany’s Next Top Model Hana Nitsche is doing these days. This is what ours is doing. We lose. Seriously, can’t we do better? Hana is posing all sexy-like for magazines ... looking about as hot as the sun, and our inaugural Next Top Model winner is the queen of the Twitpic. We’re America, dammit! (View pics) -
70 Ewelina Olczak
What I said: This Ewelina Olczak is a new one for me as is this Ava Lingerie she’s modeling for. Why does it seem like there truly is an unlimited number of sexy women in the world, and yet I never see any of them when I leave my house? Seriously, why is that? Am I living in the wrong town? Do I go to the wrong places? (View pics) -
71 Catalina Otalvaro
What I said: And Colombia does it again bringing the sexy like very few countries can with a new name to scribble into your memory, Catalina Otalvaro. And to top it off, Catalina was nice enough to bring along a thong bikini that looks to be about two sizes too small. These are for SoHo magazine. I wonder if they deliver to the States from Colombia? (View pics) -
72 Hiromi Oshima
What I said: Hiromi Oshima, the first Japanese born Playboy Playmate. Yep. The first. Hiromi has quite a resume: She was the cover girl of the 2003 Playboy Special Editions Exotic Beauties issue, she appeared in the 2005 Playmates at Play at the Playboy Mansion swimsuit calendar, she appeared in the music video for Nelly’s "Shake Ya Tailfeather," and also starred in a number of Playboy videos. (View pics) -
73 Eva Padberg
What I said: Cool fact about Eva that no one will read because this is a chick post and no one reads anything I ever write here: Eva was born in Bad Frankenhausen, Germany. That’s a pretty cool name for a town, isn’t it? Why yes it is, Scrap. I love all the stuff you say in your babe posts. Why, thank you. (View pics) -
74 Chanta Patton
What I said: “Who is Chanta Patton?” I can hear you asking. Well, she’s a model whose biggest claim to fame as far as I can tell is appearing in the music video for the song "Dangerous" by Kardinal Offishall featuring Akon. That’s about all I’ve got. Do you need more? I didn’t think so. Enjoy... Chanta. (I just like saying “Chanta”.) (View pics) -
75 Barbara Palvin
What I said: Now who is Barbara Palvin I can hear you thinking? Well, Babs here is a Hungarian model and if my math is right (Wiki says, “Palvin was discovered on the streets of Budapest in 2006 at the age of 13.”) she is either 17 or 18 years-old. Yep. That’s all. That makes two super sexy bikini models of about that age we have now met this year. The future, she is bright. (View pics) -
76 Vanessa Perroncel
What I said: Vanessa Perroncel, who is apparently well-known in soccer circles for having an affair with footballer John Terry, or something ... and the photos give you a pretty good idea as to why a guy might betray his teammate to nail her. I mean look at her. You telling me you wouldn’t want to shag that bum? Was that proper British-speak? I have no idea. Carry on... (View pics) -
77 Oriana Pellegrini
What I said: So this gorgeous woman named Oriana Pellegrini appears in the April issue of Belgium’s Che magazine sporting bikinis, handbras, and well, naked, and I have no idea who she is. According to the real Wiki, Playboy Wiki, she appeared in the April 2009 issue of Playboy Netherlands, so is she Dutch? She has an unfinished Web site... After that I pretty much lost interest... (View pics) -
78 Bebe Pham
What I said: Bebe is from Bien Hoa, Vietnam, making her, I believe, the first Vietnamese lady I have ever featured here. As one of Vietnam’s top models, Bebe has been featured in international ad campaigns for companies like Reebok and Remy Martin. She’s also has played the lead character in a couple of films and will make her first appearance on the big screen in North America in Deep Gold 3D... (View pics) -
79 Lola Ponce
What I said: Lola Ponce did a little posing for SH magazine this month once again proving that countries like Argentina have more hot babes than they know what to do with. Wiki says that Lola attracted a lot of media attention in Argentina and Italy after being the guest of several parties organized by Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. (View pics) -
80 Anabell Rivero
What I said: Anabell Rivero? Anyone? I can’t seem to find out anything about this stunning woman who appears sporting an armbra and not much else... If I had to guess I’d say she’s probably another in the long line of sexy Mexican actresses, but that’s merely speculation on my part because, well, every woman I’ve ever seen on Mexican TV is about as hot as Anabell here. (View pics) -
81 Rosie Roff
What I said: Wow. Who is this Rosie Roff and why am I just now finding out about her? Sweet Jeebus this women is sexy. Now you know how much I love Candice Swanepoel so this is really hard to say, but I may have to make this Rosie Roff my new favorite South African model over Candice UPDATE: I think she’s from the UK so Candice is safe. (View pics) -
82 Carissa Rosario
What I said: Another month, another hottie found by the boys over at Rukus magazine. This month they found a lovely lass named Carissa Rosario. Carissa isn’t officially famous because she doesn’t have her own Wikipedia page, but I am sure once a few geeks get hold of this month’s issue of Rukus that’ll be remedied real quick. (View pics) -
83 Pania Rose
What I said: Pania Rose... Pania Rose... the name just sounds sexy doesn’t it? It also sounds like the name of a women’s fragrance, but I digress. So what do we know about this lovely lass? Well, she’s from Australia, Perth to be exact. She also appeared in the 2006 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. She’s 5’11″, 27 years-old, wears a size 4 dress... (View pics) -
84 Sila Sahin
What I said: Sila Sahin is a Muslim actress. She also posed naked for Playboy. Now you’d think that posing for Playboy would be a good thing, but apparently that whole Muslim thing kind of gets in the way of that... That’s too bad. I say if a woman with a body like Sila wants to show it off to the entire world, who are they to deprive her of fulfilling a dream? (View pics) -
85 Ana Serradilla
What I said: Mexican television never ceases to amaze me with the number of sexy women they employ on their TV shows such as... Ana Serradilla. What also never ceases to amaze me is the fact that so many of these sexy actresses are willing to pose for the many men’s magazines down there ... wearing lingerie, sporting armbras, and basically just doing everything they can to sex things up... (View pics) -
86 Irina Sharipova
What I said: So who is this Irina Sharipova, that like her namesake is also modeling for Intimissimi, I can hear you asking. Well, my friend Wiki says that she was Miss Tatarstan 2010 and was the first runner-up for the title of Miss Russia 2010. This now takes the number of sexy models still in their teens that we’ve fallen for this year to three. Is that enough to be considered a trend? I hope it is. (View pics) -
87 Amra Silajdzic
What I said: Amra Silajdzic may not be a name you are familiar with... Unless you happened to watch that one episode of CSI: New York ... Which I didn’t, so frankly I’m not even real sure what she does other than acting/directing as it says on her Facebook page, where I learned she is from Sarajevo... she models under the name Amra S. I guess that makes sense. (View pics) -
88 Liz Solari
What I said: Add Liz Solari to the ever-growing list of sexy ladies, including Carla Ossa, Karen Cerrano, Melissa Giraldo, and Sofia Vergara, who hail from Colombia. Little known fact (completely unknown fact): She made her film debut in 2008 in Argentina’s version of High School Musical. She also plays the piano. That’s right... sexy and skilled! (View pics) -
89 Cally Anne Stanphill
What (Mike) said: Born and raised in Tampa, Florida, Cally Anne Stanphill is quickly making a name for herself in the highly competitive modeling world. Even though she has only been in the business since July, the brunette beauty has already made a splash by winning the 2010 Playboy Hottest College Girl Contest. (View pics) -
90 Martina Stella
What I said: Martina Stella is an Italian television and film actress so you know what that means: Hot, hot, hot. Man, I wish more of our sexy actresses posed topless in magazines. Speaking of sexy actresses, does anyone out there know if there’s a way to get TV stations from say Italy, Mexico, Spain, Argentina, Portugal, and the UK? (View pics) -
91 Katerina Stikoudi
What I said: Katerina won the 2005 title “Miss Hellas” at the Miss Star Hellas pageant and had the represented Greece at the Miss World pageant in 2005. She is also a children’s swimming instructor, a student, and a television presenter on numerous Greek TV shows. (View pics) -
92 Zsofi Szabo
What I said: Hungarian TV must be so much better than it is here in the U.S.... You know I found out she was an actress over there by visiting my friend Wikipedia, but something else I found ... was a source that was entitled “Szabo Sophie: My father was actor, I am a girl rider.” Now I know Google’s translation system leaves a lot to be desired, but I am just going to go ahead and take that sentence literally... (View pics) -
93 Sophia Thomalla
What I said: So who is Sophia Thomalla I can hear you asking? Well, according to our good buddy Wiki she is a German television actress. She also finished in third place this year in FHM Germany’s Sexiest Women poll. See how much you learn when you come here? (View pics) -
94 Laure Anne Tombeur
What I said: So, Laure Anne Tombeur is a model from Belgium. She appears in this month’s P magazine (yes, another magazine named after a letter) looking all sweaty in bikini tops and other assorted ill-fitting clothing. Other than that I don’t know a damn thing about her. Like it matters even if I did. (View pics) -
95 Cynthia Urias
What I said: Cynthia Urias... is a Mexican actress, therefore... she’s about as hot as the freaking sun... I tried to find out more about Ms. Urias ... and umm, Google Translate had a wee bit of trouble. It says that she is an a conductive Mexican... It also says that she “continued professional development and now participates with René Franco in the program is night and got now.” Uh, what? (View pics) -
96 Sandra Valencia
What I said: Is it just me or does Sandra have a little Carmen Electra look to her? I mean Carmen back in the day, of course, because obviously Sandra’s implantsare much, much younger. I wonder if she’s ever done Playboy? Because I would pay to see that. Not much, but I’d pay... something. (View pics) -
97 Natalia Velez
What I said: Colombia does it again! There really is no end to the number of sexy women hailing from that country. Today we add actress/model/TV show host Natalia Velez to the list as we get to see her showing off her tremendous skills posing for Besame Lingerie. I had Colombia ranked at #10 didn’t I? Hmmm... I think I may have underestimated that country. Respect. (View pics) -
98 Tatyana Vorzheva
What I said: As I was looking at these super sexy photos of some Ukrainian babe named Tatyana Vorzheva I kept thinking to myself, “Wow, she sure looks a lot like Angelina Jolie, only, kinda hotter.” ... it appears I am not alone in this assessment. Seriously, if this woman could go out, learn English, and adopt 15 or 20 kids, I think we’d have our next silver screen superstar. (View pics) -
99 Solange Wilvert
What I said: Solange appears in the latest issue of Vogue Spain... Let’s see what we can find out about this lovely lass, shall we? ... she landed her first modeling contract when she was just 14 years-old. So basically models are like basketball players and modeling agencies are like shoe companies... If you want a hot Brazilian babe on your roster you need to start recruiting them when they’re still in high school. (View pics) -
100 Natasha Yarovenko
What I said: Natasha Yarovenko, who appears looking all sexy in the latest issue of DT magazine, is a Ukrainian actress that proves that anywhere there are TV shows, there are women who look amazing appearing on them. Now I see the word “topless” in there on one of these pages, but I don’t speak whatever language this magazine is printed in so I am just going to hope that a Google search yields the answers I seek. (View pics) -
101 Natasha Yi
What I said: The boys over at Rukus magazine found a good one this month in model and actress (aren’t they all?) Natasha Yi. The former Barker’s Beauty puts on quite a display of sexiness, don’t you think? This might be the sexiest lady Rukus has done a photo shoot on, but in something like this it’s like trying to decide which snowflake is biggest in a blizzard. (View pics)
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