Shannon Elizabeth needs to get naked again already

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 28th, 2009 at 9:30 am

Shannon Elizabeth is starting to piss me off. After seeing her ridiculously awesome rack in American Pie I thought we were in for years of getting to see her topless and/or butt-naked. It’s really the only work that she’s done that she is know for where I come from. But noooo, she hasn’t done jack sh-t with those puppies other than let them go to waste at stupid poker tournaments and at stupid premieres like this Zombieland thing. What a freaking waste. I don’t know why I am even posting these photos of her, giving her more attention for doing nothing with what God gave her… Stupid hat…

More Shannon Elizabeth boringness here and here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.