In case you missed it or forgot, yesterday was Halloween. That means that various celebs and sluts and celeb sluts were out and about in skimpy costumes. I compiled a few pics of them so you could see just how lame the Halloween party you attended really was by comparison…

We’ve got KimK Superstar, Mariah Carey, Heidi Montag, Traci Bingham, Aubrey O’Day, Audrina Patridge and April Scott. Scott being the only one I wouldn’t classify as a all-out skank. But why the common serve and protect theme among several of these skanks? Because skanks all think that they have a lot of power in society. And they’d unfortunately be right.









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