So, this is what $4,000 an hour gets you?

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

I don’t know about you, but for $4,000 an hour, I better be getting a cross between Kate Beckinsale and Megan Fox. Ashley Alexandra Dupre is not even in the same category as those women. That aside, I’d probably give her a couple hundo, if I were into that sort of thing.

AshleyAlexandraDupre So, this is what $4,000 an hour gets you?

I say that I am not into that sort of thing, because as a super blogger, I have to fight women off with a stick, and by fight them off with a stick I mean I don’t have the kind of coin it would take to get an Ashley Dupre, so I stick to the local high schools where I am legend and the chicks can’t get enough.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.