November 23, 2011 10:16 am

Sofia Vergara was told to get her breasts reduced

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sofia vergara cleavage Sofia Vergara was told to get her breasts reduced I don’t know the name of the man or woman who told Sofia Vergara to get a breast reduction when she came to America, but hopefully whoever it was is now unemployed and is bound by law to never, ever give anyone advice ever again.

“When I moved to America, I was more voluptuous, and I felt a little different,” the Modern Family star tells the December issue of Health. “My publicist [at the time] told me, ‘I think you should just reduce your boobs because nobody’s going to take you seriously here.”

Vergara, 39, says her mother “almost had a heart attack” when she considered getting a breast reduction.

“She was like, ‘God is going to punish you! You can’t cut your boobs!’” Vergara recalls. “I don’t regret not doing it, because now it’s become a big part of [my character on Modern Family].”

“Not everybody’s confident their whole life. For a long time, I thought that my boobs were too big. I was, like, 14 years old, and I already had these huge boobs. I was very skinny also,” she explains.

Let’s analyze a few of items in these quotes. The publicist said no one would take her seriously with her 34DD’s. Stupid. Her mother almost had a heart attack when she heard the advice. Smart. Her boobs have become a big part of her character. Understatement. When she was 14 she had big boobs and was very skinny. Popular. Analysis complete. Now here’s a deeper look at what some fool wanted to deprive us from ever fully enjoying.