Sofia Vergara supposedly got naked and ran down Sunset Blvd

Producers of the hit show Modern Family took out ads in the trade papers claiming that if their show won the Emmy, actress Sofia Vergara would get naked and streak down Sunset Boulevard. Obviously it was kind of a joke, but many are still waiting for the buxom Colombian to strip down and make good on the promise.

Supposedly, Vegara has already done the deed and we all missed it. Right after Modern Family took home the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy, Vegara told reporters that she immediately took off for a remote part of Sunset, took her clothes off and ran nude for exactly no one to see.  This is what we call a real-life tragedy.

Backing up her story: Vergara’s Modern Family costar Julie Bowen. “When we went back to the press room, she had made a left turn and we all made a right turn,” Bowen tells PEOPLE. “So for about 20 minutes, she was missing.”

So, apparently we all missed it. In the land of a million cameras, Sofia Vegara and her unbelievable body went streaking down Sunset Boulevard and we all missed it. No people, no pictures, no actual confirmation other than her words.

When she returned, Bowen says Vergara replied that she “went to run nude down Sunset Boulevard. No one was there. So I did it. It’s over … ‘No one said I had to do it at a certain time.’

All men should look at the above picture and feel free to go cry in the corner now. Modern Family wins and we all lose.

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