Something is very, very wrong here…

Posted by Douglas Charles on May 18th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

This is Marisa Miller at the launch of the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Swim Collection in Los Angeles and at something called Shape magazine’s Bikini Body Tour. Ummm… what? Why is Marisa not in a bikini? Why is she even in these photos if she isn’t in a bikini? Why isn’t she dressed like this? BEING IN A BIKINI IS THE ONLY REASON WE EVEN KNOW HER NAME! Is this payback for her not even being in the Maxim Top 10 this year? Someone’s head really needs to roll for this.

Marisa Miller in less clothing here and here…
… and in no clothing here.

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