As I have stated many times, Sophie Monk should always be in a bikini. 1) It’s fantastic, and 2) it’s really her only way to stay on the fringe of being famous. Apparently she is aware of these two facts as she wore a bikini top the other day and did some fake stretching on the beach for the cameras. That being said, I’m still not sure why she has photographers following her around all the time. Plus I am still waiting for the Australian Sophie nobody bikini-off I’ve mentioned in the past. Let’s make it happen, ladies. -Douglas Charles