Sophie Monk did Cosmo, got in a car accident

Our favorite Australian nobody/bikini model, Sophie Monk (sorry Sophie Turner, you’re not quite there yet), somehow finagled a gig doing a photo shoot for Australian Cosmo. Of course, these pics may have been taken back when she was semi-famous down under, what do I know? Oh yeah, Sophie also got all bruised up in some kind of car wreck. Looks like she had sex with a giant cheese grater. Man, that would have been so sad if we’d lost her in that crash. How would we ever have been able to replace such an icon? Hmmmm… I an sensing some possible foul play here.

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