Sophie Reade’s best assets launch lingerie

Well, not literally. I mean, Sophie Reade’s boobs can’t physically throw lingerie. At least I don’t think they can. They do look magical, but still I doubt they have the dexterity to handle such a task. What I meant was that Sophie and her big rack were at the launch of some Ann Summers store, whatever that is, and being the smart marketers that they apparently are they had her walking around in a bra and panties. Genius.

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