Oh, to be a hot woman with some Hollywood connections. What a life… Pose for some pics, shake your ass a little, call it a career. Then get invited to events where having hot chicks is a requirement for marketing purposes and spend your many off days on the beach with your actor boyfriend like Stacy Keibler here.

Uh oh, is that a, uh, paunch I see? Or could she be pregnant? Either way, she better watch it or that gravy train called her body is gonna stop being so giving. And damn, I never realized how small her rack is. She’s built like Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend. Oh well, bikini pics!
















More sexy Stacy Keibler pics here.
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