Ahhh, the memories… and mammaries of one Valerie Bertinelli. She sure is holding up a hell of a lot better than her ex- Eddie Van Halen isn’t she? The real question though is, does she still qualify as hot? Or not? And can you still qualify as hot if your dress has pockets? Another important question to be answered here today.

Showing my age, but Valerie on One Day at a Time was true spank bank material. We didn’t have Internet back then! For reals…






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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.
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