Svetlana Hodchenkova & Nastya Zadorozhnaya: Long names, hot bods

I know that there are three babes on the cover of this month’s Russian Maxim, but I could only find out that two of them are named Svetlana Hodchenkova and Nastya Zadorozhnaya. None of that really matters though because all you care about is that they’re hot. I’m not sure what it is that these babes do. They could be actresses or singers or something, whatever… actually, I just found out that Nastya is, in fact, a singer, while Svetlana is an actress. I still don’t know who the third woman is. I just hope that this flowers being used as a bikini thing catches on this summer because I could totally see myself doing a little pollinating, if you get what I mean, and you do. Yes, I know I’m clever. Thanks for noticing. (UPDATE: The third lady is Vera Brezhneva. See the comments below for more info on her!)

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