Alyssa Miller has this swimsuit modeling thing down to a science

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 30th, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Why do these poor models always have to lie on rocks?

I lost track of all the various and assorted models who appeared in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night, but I am pretty sure that SI swimsuit model Alyssa Miller wasn’t among them. That was a mistake. I think her resume more than demands that she appear in the show, if not this year, then definitely in 2012. Perhaps she has something in her contracts with other lingerie companies that doesn’t permit her to do so, but really, c’mon people, there needs to be some kind of exception made in cases like this, don’t you think?

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