Tara Reid has the most sensitive nipples in the world

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 14th, 2008 at 10:30 am

Honestly, if it weren’t for the fact that Tara Reid nips out at the mere sight of a camera I would have nothing to do with her. But I’m a guy and I am physiologically drawn to a woman with decent breasts that always point out to me, even if they do point in different directions. It’s just the way I am built.

I guess I am not alone in my fascination with the train wreck that is Tara Reid (although I voted against the crowd) because an astonishing 60%+ of you who voted think she is hot despite alarming evidence to the contrary. Like Mars Blackmon said, “It’s gotta be the boobs.” Or something like that…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.