October 13, 2011 1:00 pm

Teen bride Courtney Stodden kicked off Facebook for ‘inappropriate sexual conduct’

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While Courtney Alexis Stodden may still be dropping literary gems like this on Twitter, “As I slip on my sexy mini-skirt my taunting mind takes flight into an intimate world of wondrous imagination,” she won’t be doing any more posting on Facebook because she’s been booted off of the social networking site for “inappropriate sexual conduct.”

The marriage of Stodden, 17, and actor Doug Hutchinson, 51, is either the greatest train wreck waiting to happen or should turned into a best-selling “how to” book on manipulating the media into making yourself famous without actually doing anything (Kim Kardashian can write the prologue).

Courtney’s mom, Krista Keller (write that name down), says that Courtney didn’t even post any naked pics on Facebook, but claims that Courtney was kicked off the site because of “jealousy.” No, really, she said that.

“It’s the jealousy from the women towards her,” Keller exclusively tells E! News. “The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it’s so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she’s too sexy, they all report her together, and it’s done.”

“There is nothing on her page you wouldn’t find anywhere on Facebook! She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It’s just her in a bathing suit!”

Perhaps, oh, I don’t know, and I’m just spitballing here, maybe it has something do with her looking like she’s 37, claiming to be 17, marrying a bit actor who is over 35 years older than her, posing for pictures like the photos you see accompanying this article, and trying to use all of that to become famous rather than actually doing something to earn that fame? Just a thought. Oh, wait, Ms. Keller wasn’t done talking, sorry…

“A lot of men and young girls love her page, but when the wives see their husbands on her page, they team up to get Courtney kicked off!” Keller adds. “When Facebook gets enough reports on one page, it locks her out.”

Yeah, that’s it, wives have teamed up to get Courtney kicked off Facebook (8 to 10 times). Because men only look at her page, not Megan Fox’s page, or Katy Perry’s page, or any of the dozens of other sexy female celebrities on Facebook. Because if they did, lord knows what their wives would do to those stars’ Facebook accounts.

Fret not though, fans, there is still at least one fan page out there still up and running. I know, because I just hit the “Like” button on it.