The 18 celebrities who aged most horribly

Whether it’s too much booze, sun exposure, plastic surgery or just plain bad genes, some of the most striking and attractive celebrities from yesteryear just can’t stand up to the test of time. Keep reading to view images of 18 celebrities that time has not been kind to.

18 Arnold Schwarzenegger
Going from the Terminator to the Governator has taken its toll on old Arnold. Maybe after his term in office finishes up, he can get back into the gym every now and again.

17 Goldie Hawn
Those “Goldie” locks of hers may still be there, but the face it’s framing unfortunately just doesn’t look the same.

16 Billy Crystal
Looking back on Billy’s early photos, you can kind of tell there was always a doughy boy in there struggling to get out. Looks like it finally found its way.

15 Val Kilmer
Much like Arnold, Val Kilmer has swapped in his muscles for a less attractive, though easier to manage, exterior shell of pudgy flab.

14 Farrah Fawcett
Poor Farrah. Unfortunately, several plastic surgeries and a bout with cancer left her looking not-so-good by the time the good Lord called her up to that big sunny beach in the sky.

13 Al Pacino
I think it’s Pacino’s poor hairstyle choices that make him look so unfavorable in old age. If you see him, let him know that he’s got the money now – there are plenty of better options than Supercuts.

12 Pamela Anderson
Pam seems well on her way to repeat the history of blonde bombshells before her. Now that she’s over the hill, it is clear that it’s only downhill from here.

11 Keith Richards
The rock and roll lifestyle has caught up to Keith Richards. It seems all that beer and smoke has helped aged him considerably beyond his years.

10 Mickey Rourke
Back in the 80s, Mickey Rourke was just another good-looking actor landing great roles. Sadly, now he’s just another aging actor who’s succumbed to too much plastic surgery (but still landing good roles – congrats).

9 Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor is one of the most beautiful women of the silver screen. Thanks in part to a history of alcoholism and numerous health-related issues, her looks are only a shell of what they once were.

8 Jack Nicholson
In his younger days, Jack Nicholson had a hunger for gritty roles and serious acting. In his later years, sadly, he became hungrier for sandwiches.

7 Nick Nolte
Nick Nolte is the definition of “letting yourself go.” Once a witty, striking young man, a combination of lost brain cells and gained weight haven’t fared well for him.

6 Melanie Griffith
Melanie is yet another actress who has battled drugs and alcoholism for much of her life. This may be at least partly to blame for how she’s aged.

5 Neil Young
I guess you can say that Neil Young was never really much of a looker. However, that receding hairline and those drooping cheeks aren’t doing much to improve his visual appeal.

4 Sophia Loren
Even the greatest beauties of all time succumb to the forces of nature over time. Sophia, your perfectly smooth caramel skin will be missed.

3 Ozzy Osbourne
The hard life of a rock and roller strikes again. I hear Ozzy’s next album is going to be titled, “The Withered of Oz.”

2 Marlon Brando
You wouldn’t know it now, but looking at pictures of young Marlon Brando one can only guess that he was quite the ladies man at one time.

1 Brigitte Bardot
This is one of the great tragedies of all time. Brigitte Bardot is easily regarded as one of the sexiest women of all time…as long as that time ends somewhere in the 1980s.

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