The Celebrity Beach Bowl was held… again

And as usual the term ‘celebrity’ was loosely applied. Participants included Chace Crawford, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian and their stepmom?, Adrienne Bailon, Stacy Keibler, Maria Menounos, Dave Annabelle, Matthew Rhys, Jayde Nicole, Amber Lancaster, Kevin Dillon, Pilar Lastra, Reggie Bush and Eddie George. See what I mean about ‘celebrity’?

Nice, uh, hands, Maria. Okay, can someone please explain to me why the Kardashians were every-f’ing-where for the Super Bowl? Seriously… WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS?

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