The Clooney’s girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, in a thong

I gotta hand it to George Clooney. He surely knows how to pick ‘em. And he also knows not to marry ‘em. The Clooney really is a man to aspire to be like. I do, however, think that if George were to settle down this Italian model Elisabetta Canalis would be about right for a man of his stature. I doubt he could do a whole lot better, but then again, who am I to doubt this man when it comes to women?

Even more Elisabetta awesomeness here.

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