The ESPY’s really draw the poon

Furthering my notion that the whole purpose of the ESPY’s is so that the male staff of ESPN can hang with hot ‘tang is this batch of pics.

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Are you really telling me these chicks are there for their love of sports? And could someone tell me why Kourtney Kardashian and Brady Quinn got invites to this thing? They have absolutely no connection to sports whatsoever.

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UPDATE: The ESPY’s even have bodypainted chicks, thus cementing my notion.



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