The perfect tribute to America

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 3rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm

When you think of America, who is the first person who comes to mind? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Hint: She was married to The Donald. Nope. Marla ___________? YES! Marla Maples!!

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You know, I think Marla is a hot little number and I would do bad, bad things to her, but damn, what an idiot.

Oh, and come back here tomorrow for a real tribute. Then get out there and blow off a finger or two!!

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.