The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 03.28.09

Posted by Douglas Charles on March 28th, 2009 at 9:00 am

While Christina Aguilera still has days where I’d eat bird crap to be able to sleep with her, those days are less and less common than they were say… back in 2002. Good thing we have these pics from Blender to go back to from time to time when we, uh, need them, yes?

The Week That Was…

Anna Faris posed in her underwear again.
Marisa Miller and Ana Beatriz Barros did some calendars.
We met Artemis Alexandratou, Christina Stefanidi and Lucie.
We also met Claudia Borges, Anastasiya and Malta Pandeva.
Kourtney Kardashian looked good on video.
As did Bar Refaeli.
Kim Kardashian looked good Photoshopped.
As did Carmen Electra.
Brittny Gastineau shared her awesome cleavage with us.
Tania Zaetta busted out the bikini again.
So did Christina Milian.
Tera Patrick brought the awesome.
As did Eliza Dushku.
We determined that Jessica Stroup is indeed hot.
I want an electric razor phone and a $137,000 103-inch plasma HDTV.

on 205th recommends…

Babes: Miss COED: Nina Churchill.
Babes: The Hottest Girls of the BCS: The Pac 10.
NSFW: Katy Mixon shows tits in Eastbound & Down.
NSFW: Louise Redknapp with the see through bra.
NSFW: Playboy All Natural Gianna Mazzon.
Babes: Sarah Shahi cleavage makes up for being pregnant.
Babes: Fight Club: Hot reality TV hosts.
Stuff: Classic lunchboxes of the 80′s.
Video: Padma Lakshmi’s sexy new commercial.
Babes: Scarlett Johansson nipple slip up.
Video: Bruce Lee vs. Ironman.
Sports: Alfonso Soriano knows how to spend money.
Babes: Model Amy Marie has a shocking profession.
Video: South Park fixes the economy.
Video: This dog is not playing your “ball”.
Video: Loads of sexy girls.
Babes: Ciara knows how to push our buttons.
Stuff: 40 celebrities caught picking their noses.
Babes: Focus on Hayden Panettiere’s butt.
NSFW: Stripper uses LEDs well.
Babes: Afternoon pick-me-up: Nina Roxanne.
Stuff: The Three Stooges: Remade?
Babes: Jessica Alba looking hot.
NSFW: Special collection of new naked models.
Babes: Natalie Portman and her tight ass pants.
Babes: Megan Fox goes tight crazy for her dentist.
Babes: Vanessa Veasley in Smooth magazine.
Stuff: Drinking and graffiti do mix.
Babes: Painting a room never looked so sexy.
NSFW: Viviane Araujo in SEXY magazine.
Stuff: If you know what this is… YOU’RE OLD.
Babes: Britain’s sexiest real mums.
Stuff: Naughty names sadly on the decline.
NSFW: Zuzana is one super hot piece of ass.
Babes: Ana Ivanovic and Rafael Nadal are golfers.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.