The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 04.25.09

Posted by Douglas Charles on April 25th, 2009 at 9:00 am

Many weekends I like to reflect (Marisa Miller), look at the past (Christina Aguilera), reminisce (Megan Fox), remember how good things used to be (Marisa Miller again), so today I am going to site back, relax, and remember what Britney Spears looked like in 2003. Ah, the memories…

The Week That Was…

Regiane Brunnquell blew our mind/pants.
Petra Nemcova got naked… on ice.
Gemma Merna wore some lingerie.
As did Doutzen Kroes…
We met Cassie Sumner, Kellie Crawford, and Koena Mitra.
We also met Karsai Zita, Debreczeni Zita,
Zoe Salmon was slammin’.
Cheryl Tweedy wore latex pants.
Christina Aguilera wore a nipple ring.
Monica Sofia kicked off Portuguese Playboy.
Ivanka Trump earned some money.
Brooke Hogan and her bikini messed with my mind.
As did Lindsay Lohan and her saggy boobies.
I want a Stile Bertone Mantide supercar
… and a Novitech TuLesto supercar.
Shooter informed, educated and entertained us.
And you still have one last chance to win a prize!

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.